Conjunction Junction What’s Your Malfunction: Conway Uses Flash Cards To Defend Trump Jr.’s Meeting


Kellyanne Conway apparently thinks we need a Schoolhouse Rock lesson. The growing evidence of the Russian scandal is mounting, but Conway decided she had to simplify it (probably for herself) for the Fox News audience watching her segment.

Flash Cards Grover

Conway simplified the talking points with Fox News’ Sean Hannity, “I just want to review in case you run out of time” she said. Her cards consisted of 4 words: Conclusion, Collusion, Illusion, and Delusion. Hannity joked that he was going to buy her a white board after her little stunt. An adviser to the White House said the entire situation is “like a Category 5 hurricane.” We agree with you there. Conway says there is no collusion, it’s not a conclusion, it’s nothing but an illusion and delusion of the Democrats and special counsel Mueller.

Sorry parrot sewer rat barbie, your defense is about as strong as a limp noodle. Dishonor on your family, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow lady! Check out the video!