According to the Hill, Jared Kushner’s New York voter registration has a problem. Well, not a problem so much as it is wrong – it appears that Kushner is registered to vote as a woman according to publicly available documents.
Jared Kushner registered in New York as a female voter. Even worse, Eric Trump registered as a human being.
— Michael Blackman (@MBlackman37) September 27, 2017
So, either Trump’s son-in-law is too dumb to check the correct box on the form, or a mistake was made. Either way, the idea brings a ton of hilarity. That is, until you remember that Kid-Kush has been the go-to — basically “this guy will keep Trump sane and bring peace to the middle east,” dude — for the Trump administration. To quote a Trump, “SAD!!!.”
Jared Kushner Registered in New York as a Female Voter
— Brett Anders (@RubberBAnders) September 27, 2017
Wired reported this first and Democratic opposition research group American Bridge spotted the error. Brad Bainum, a spokesperson for the group, told Wired that “Kushner can’t even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so it’s a mystery why anyone thinks he’s somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East about the mistake.” Would anyone but the president’s son-in-law still have a West Wing job after repeated disclosure errors and a botched a security clearance form?”
The fact that everyone makes mistakes isn’t lost in this, it is simply that this administration has been scavaging voter roles for the mythical “voter fraud” of epic proportions that cost Trump the popular vote… and not finding it. Now, they have a “fraudulently registered” top-level advisor to the “president.” That is, unless Kushner doesn’t identify as a man…
Enter Twitter to make this all better, of course: The hashtag #JaredsDragName has been born!
Jared’s drag name is Jared + the name of a street where h’s sent bill collectors to sue his tenants + the name of a spice #jaredsdragname
— Harcourt Fenton Mudd (@HFentonMudd) September 27, 2017
Ann Coulter #jaredsdragname
— Giver of POINTS! (@munson15fan) September 27, 2017
Shaneeda Lawyer. #jaredsdragname
— Michael Grubbs (@StealthyMG) September 27, 2017
Becky Backchannel #jaredsdragname
— Slicksaban (@Slicksaban1) September 27, 2017
What is yours? Put it in the comments below!
Jared Kushner has done some pretty heinous things for such a baby face of tender years, but this is probably one of the funniest. Here is another, this whole thing is being blamed on a “communication error with an assistant,” but prior to 2009, the miscommunication was a little different.
Back then, Kushner’s gender was “unknown.”
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